Kissing Your Celebrity Crush
Me: Ok…And off topic, but gurl what do you think about kissing a celebrity crush in the mouth with tongue?
Vic: …lol uh…I’m not gonna lie, I wouldn’t trip about it if I had the chance to make out with Idris or Rob Evans or Michael B Jordan. But it definitely wouldn’t be the first thing I would do if I got to meet them.
Me: Gurl I watched this video of Shemar Moore making out with that woman and gurl it almost turned my stomach. And then I thought I really couldn’t do that. A peck, sure, but I can’t have a stranger sticking their tongue in my mouf off top. Soooo many germs. *shivers*
Vic: LMAO not you. I wouldn’t initiate any of that, but if my celeb crush decided to kiss me out of the blue, I wouldn’t push em away.
Me: Ooo chile. I really would have to stop and ask WTF are you doing?
Vic: Lol! Even if it was Derek Luke?
Me: On everything, I love me some Derek Luke lips and I would kiss him…passionately, but hand to God, I don’t want his tongue in my mouth. And I love kissing but there has to be a connection or it’s absolutely repulsive to me.
Vic: LMAO I love how adamant you are about this: “hand to God I don’t want his tongue in my mouth.” lol
Me: Lol I’m glad you feel my sincerity.
