Swirling Ascension

Kissing Your Celebrity Crush

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Me: Ok…And off topic, but gurl what do you think about kissing a celebrity crush in the mouth with tongue?

Vic: …lol uh…I’m not gonna lie, I wouldn’t trip about it if I had the chance to make out with Idris or Rob Evans or Michael B Jordan. But it definitely wouldn’t be the first thing I would do if I got to meet them.

Me: Gurl I watched this video of Shemar Moore making out with that woman and gurl it almost turned my stomach. And then I thought I really couldn’t do that. A peck, sure, but I can’t have a stranger sticking their tongue in my mouf off top. Soooo many germs. *shivers*

Vic: LMAO not you. I wouldn’t initiate any of that, but if my celeb crush decided to kiss me out of the blue, I wouldn’t push em away.

Me: Ooo chile. I really would have to stop and ask WTF are you doing?

Vic: Lol! Even if it was Derek Luke?

Me: On everything, I love me some Derek Luke lips and I would kiss him…passionately, but hand to God, I don’t want his tongue in my mouth. And I love kissing but there has to be a connection or it’s absolutely repulsive to me.

Vic: LMAO I love how adamant you are about this: “hand to God I don’t want his tongue in my mouth.” lol

Me: Lol I’m glad you feel my sincerity.


Oh Mommy...

  • Mommy:(laughs) I love when they say that little gutter word.
  • Me:What word mommy?
  • Mommy:SHAWty! I don't know why I like but I really do.
  • Me:Shawty? Really...
  • Mommy:(laughs) Shawty... I know it's a gutter rat word but I love it... I mean hood rat
  • Me:Same thing...

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daughtersofdilla:

Herbert Carter, 94, one of the  original 33 Tuskegee Airmen pilots, holds a portrait of his wife,  Mildred Hemmon Carter, in her flight uniform. She was the first black  female pilot in Alabama and is counted among the history-making Tuskegee  Airmen, too. He eventually rose to the rank of lieutenant colonel.  Married nearly 70 years, the two were known as Tuskegee’s “first  couple.”

Herbert Carter, 94, one of the original 33 Tuskegee Airmen pilots, holds a portrait of his wife, Mildred Hemmon Carter, in her flight uniform. She was the first black female pilot in Alabama and is counted among the history-making Tuskegee Airmen, too. He eventually rose to the rank of lieutenant colonel. Married nearly 70 years, the two were known as Tuskegee’s “first couple.” Photo via CNN.
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vintageblackglamour:

daughtersofdilla:

Herbert Carter, 94, one of the original 33 Tuskegee Airmen pilots, holds a portrait of his wife, Mildred Hemmon Carter, in her flight uniform. She was the first black female pilot in Alabama and is counted among the history-making Tuskegee Airmen, too. He eventually rose to the rank of lieutenant colonel. Married nearly 70 years, the two were known as Tuskegee’s “first couple.”

Herbert Carter, 94, one of the original 33 Tuskegee Airmen pilots, holds a portrait of his wife, Mildred Hemmon Carter, in her flight uniform. She was the first black female pilot in Alabama and is counted among the history-making Tuskegee Airmen, too. He eventually rose to the rank of lieutenant colonel. Married nearly 70 years, the two were known as Tuskegee’s “first couple.” Photo via CNN.